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    From the mouths of babes.......

    A man needed a haircut so he stopped by a barber shop. He also had his small daughter with him and he sat her in a chair across from him so she could watch and he could keep an eye on her. She was a pretty little child with long, blonde hair. Her dad had bought her a snack cake to eat right before they came into the barber shop. The barber noticed her hair was hanging down, almost getting on her treat. "Sweetie," the barber said. "You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." The little girl looked at him and said, "I know. Im gonna get boobs too."
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    Geez, MM.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    hahahahahaahhaahhaha.. Only you MM

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Geez, MM.
    What? You know you had to smile at least a little bit at that.
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    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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