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10-07-06, 09:35 AM #1
From the mouths of babes.......
A man needed a haircut so he stopped by a barber shop. He also had his small daughter with him and he sat her in a chair across from him so she could watch and he could keep an eye on her. She was a pretty little child with long, blonde hair. Her dad had bought her a snack cake to eat right before they came into the barber shop. The barber noticed her hair was hanging down, almost getting on her treat. "Sweetie," the barber said. "You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." The little girl looked at him and said, "I know. Im gonna get boobs too."Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.
10-07-06, 03:54 PM #2GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Geez, MM.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
10-07-06, 07:59 PM #3CopsRCool302 Guest
hahahahahaahhaahhaha.. Only you MM
10-07-06, 08:21 PM #4
The things kids say, i tell ya! HAHALife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
10-08-06, 01:19 AM #5
10-08-06, 03:53 AM #6SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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