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10-09-06, 07:54 PM #1
Words Women Use
Got this as an email and it made me smile!
WORDS WOMEN USE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
It’s a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
10-11-06, 01:20 PM #2
That made me laugh too ... I like those.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
10-11-06, 01:25 PM #3
Noooo...we don't use words like that! We would never!Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
10-11-06, 02:08 PM #4CopsRCool302 Guest
hahahaahahaahahaha, that is so true...
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