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    Words Women Use

    Got this as an email and it made me smile!

    WORDS WOMEN USE:

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay, means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

    WHATEVER
    Its a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    That made me laugh too ... I like those.


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    Noooo...we don't use words like that! We would never!
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    hahahaahahaahahaha, that is so true...

 

 

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