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10-10-06, 06:36 AM #1
Things Horsewomen Say....
Around these parts, most all you find at a horse barn is women. Since my wife runs one, I am frequently around doing various jobs. I can't tell you how often I have bite my tongue when they're all talking horse stuff.
Here's a few comments you will hear:
More leg- less hand.
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
He needs a good 20 minute warm-up.
Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion....rock your pelvis......
When he gets excited he really foams up.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.
I rode him yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today.
Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .
He can be ridden twice in one day.
He's being a pig ... get his head up.
He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right.
He really over-reacts when I sit down into him.
Smack him if he refuses.
Has anyone seen my breast collar?
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10-10-06, 08:22 AM #2BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
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Very,very funny. Im sure a lot more is said that can be twisted around. .....................damn i have to get out of this city
10-10-06, 10:49 AM #3
One of my favorites is "He'll pretend he can't, but just be firm and the next thing you know he's there"\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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10-10-06, 01:21 PM #4
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