Things Horsewomen Say....

[CT209]

Around these parts, most all you find at a horse barn is women. Since my wife runs one, I am frequently around doing various jobs. I can't tell you how often I have bite my tongue when they're all talking horse stuff.

Here's a few comments you will hear:

More leg- less hand.
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
He needs a good 20 minute warm-up.
Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion....rock your pelvis......
When he gets excited he really foams up.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.
I rode him yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today.
Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .
He can be ridden twice in one day.
He's being a pig ... get his head up.
He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right.
He really over-reacts when I sit down into him.
Smack him if he refuses.
Has anyone seen my breast collar?

[ghost98]

Very,very funny. Im sure a lot more is said that can be twisted around. .....................damn i have to get out of this city

[Ducky]

One of my favorites is "He'll pretend he can't, but just be firm and the next thing you know he's there"

[Willowdared]

Lean forward for faster, lean back for slower.