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10-11-06, 06:08 AM #1
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Wife's Night Out
Here's the story:
Your wife goes out on a "girl's night out".
She comes home in the wee morning hours and you can tell she's a tad bit wasted. She goes to bed. You think you should maybe check out the car to make sure all is okay. You go outside and check the car- no dents, scratches or anything like that.
But, wait a minute. You step back to the car and look at it again......
...."When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
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10-11-06, 12:34 PM #2
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Oh my!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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10-11-06, 12:35 PM #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
"Stupid should hurt."
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10-11-06, 12:43 PM #4
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LOL. That is definitly...lol...
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10-11-06, 01:03 PM #5
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10-11-06, 01:45 PM #6
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Sorry about that.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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10-11-06, 01:48 PM #7Cheech Guest
Id say thank god. Im fucking single now!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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10-11-06, 08:10 PM #8
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That was soooo funny!
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10-11-06, 08:58 PM #9
"Donuts...are there anything they can't do?"
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What was it? I keep getting this message:
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10-11-06, 09:05 PM #101*girl GuestMe too. So what was so funny?
Originally Posted by IDBLTAP
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10-11-06, 09:47 PM #11
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+1 Originally Posted by 1*girl
What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
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10-11-06, 10:13 PM #12
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The pic used to work for me, but now it doesn't
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10-11-06, 10:16 PM #13
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Fix the pic, CT!
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10-11-06, 10:16 PM #14
"Donuts...are there anything they can't do?"
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I WANNA SEE THE PICTURE
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10-11-06, 10:34 PM #15
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I cant see pic either
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10-11-06, 11:35 PM #16
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Maybe he took it down, then put it back?
Worked for me, I just looked again.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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10-12-06, 01:06 AM #17
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Don't know what's up with TinyPic
We'll try again for those that can't view the link:
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Hey, it worked!
"When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
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10-12-06, 08:54 AM #18
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here doggy doggy....
Any Post I make is my opinion only!
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10-12-06, 12:45 PM #19
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hmmmmmm - I see a blue question mark
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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10-13-06, 12:08 AM #20
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Simple:
After the cop did a Terry Frisk, on a possible DUI stop, he didn't give her a ticket and let her drive home. Lucky her.
We are the thin blue line
between you
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And no you can't have any.
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