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    Wife's Night Out

    Here's the story:

    Your wife goes out on a "girl's night out".

    She comes home in the wee morning hours and you can tell she's a tad bit wasted. She goes to bed. You think you should maybe check out the car to make sure all is okay. You go outside and check the car- no dents, scratches or anything like that.

    But, wait a minute. You step back to the car and look at it again......









    ....
    "When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders

    Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.

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    Oh my!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

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    LOL. That is definitly...lol...
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    Sorry about that.
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Id say thank god. Im fucking single now!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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    That was soooo funny!
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    What was it? I keep getting this message:
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    Quote Originally Posted by IDBLTAP View Post
    What was it? I keep getting this message:
    Warning: mysql_connect(): Client does not support authentication protocol requested by server; consider upgrading MySQL client in /apache/htdocs/Objects.php on line 546
    cannot myConnect to database
    Me too. So what was so funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Me too. So what was so funny?
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    The pic used to work for me, but now it doesn't
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    Fix the pic, CT!

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    I WANNA SEE THE PICTURE

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    I cant see pic either
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    Maybe he took it down, then put it back?

    Worked for me, I just looked again.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Don't know what's up with TinyPic

    We'll try again for those that can't view the link:

    [IMG][/IMG]

    Hey, it worked!
    "When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders

    Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.

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    here doggy doggy....
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    hmmmmmm - I see a blue question mark
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Simple:

    After the cop did a Terry Frisk, on a possible DUI stop, he didn't give her a ticket and let her drive home. Lucky her.




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