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10-21-06, 10:06 AM #1
Get Well Soon
Get Well Soon
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well soon ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-21-06, 10:39 AM #2
guess she just wanted to let him know she played with it while he was sleeping....Any Post I make is my opinion only!
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10-21-06, 11:44 AM #3GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Yet another reason to be careful who you give driving awards to. Geesh, we can't win.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
10-21-06, 07:05 PM #4
that's funny. ha...ha...ha
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