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    Skaol... Better then Women???

    Why Skaol is better than a woman.

    1. Skoal doesn't give you any backtalk
    2. When you're done with a tin, you can immediately get rid of it
    3. You don't have to take Skoal to dinner and a movie
    4. Skoal never gets hateful once a month
    5. Skoal never scares you by being late
    6. Skoal is always there for you no matter what
    7. You can share Skoal with a friend, no questions asked
    8. Skoal never wants you to meet the parents
    9. You never have to tell Skoal "I Love You"
    10. Skoal is Skoal!


    For any dippers here

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    Oh boy, I can think of one who will chime in....

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    Skoal never leaves hair in your mouth
    "And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice

    #1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
    To be the sad man
    Behind blue eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vendetta View Post
    Skoal never leaves hair in your mouth
    Well if you play your cards right, some of us don't either! Wink Wink.
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Well if you play your cards right, some of us don't either! Wink Wink.
    Dont make me start a "Shaven or Bush" poll
    "And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice

    #1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
    To be the sad man
    Behind blue eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Well if you play your cards right, some of us don't either! Wink Wink.

    ROFL High five on that one!!
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    "I used to care
    but now I take a pill for that"

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    Hmmmm women won't give you cancer
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    "I used to care
    but now I take a pill for that"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    Hmmmm women won't give you cancer
    No............Cancer kills you much faster than women
    "And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice

    #1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
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    Behind blue eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    Hmmmm women won't give you cancer
    And Skoal won't give you an STD.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Damn you guys are real buzzkillers
    "And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice

    #1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
    To be the sad man
    Behind blue eyes

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    Women don't fit in your pocket???

    Women don't make good "frisbee's"??

    Ooo Ooo, the Alabama Redneck in me has GOT to say this one...

    And you guys have GOT to protect me from Ducky once I say it...

    You can't just take a woman's top off when you want too.




 

 

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