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    Hmm, these people like cats TOO much...

    I got this in an email from a friend of mine! HAHAHAHA

    Kitty Litter Cake"
    This is *no joke*
    READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO.

    TRUST ME...

    DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST ...

    This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........


    WANT TO HAVE FUN A A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE,
    BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


    On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

    CAKE INGREDIENTS:
    1 box s pice or German chocolate cake mix
    1 box of white cake mix
    1 package white sandwich cookies
    1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
    A few drops green food coloring
    12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

    SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
    1 NEW cat-litter box
    1 NEW cat-litter box liner
    1 NEW pooper scooper

    1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cook i e crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

    2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

    3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
    the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

    4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!

    "Kitty Litter Cake"
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Bwahaha, thats funny! I forwarded that onto a few of my obsessed cat loving friends.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    LMAO
    that was good
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    hahahahaha!

    New take on dirt pudding!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
    or otherwise distort statements of fact.
    FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley

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    HAHAHAHA

    I bet dogs everywhere love that!

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    I went to a halloween party where they had stuff like that on the counter. I wouldn't touch it with a 50ft pole.

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    I bought the stuff to make it for my shift on halloween.... now if I can get my girlfriend to make it


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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    Just don't confuse it with the real litter box...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    Just don't confuse it with the real litter box...
    And make sure the cats don't, either!
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    I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna hurl on this one ... But as a Gag its sounds AWESOME!!!

 

 

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