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    Pretty self-explanitory. I love reading/hearing quotes and want to see what you guys & girls have to offer.

    Whether they're funny, inspirational, or anything else - I'll get the first one rolling:

    "The more we sweat in training, the less we bleed on the streets."
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Friends don't let friends
    take home ugly men
    Women's restroom
    Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

    If life is a waste of time,
    and time is a waste of life,
    then let's all get wasted together
    and have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

    Remember, it's not,
    "How high are you?"
    it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    Fighting for peace is like
    screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

    No matter how good she looks,
    some other guy is sick and tired
    of putting up with her $h*t.
    Men's Room
    Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

    At the feast of ego
    everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

    It's hard to make a comeback
    when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
    Wickenburg, AZ

    Make love, not war.
    -Hell, do both
    GET MARRIED!
    Women's restroom
    The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

    If voting could really change things,
    it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books
    New York, New York.

    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
    opposite of progress? Congress!
    Men's restroom House of Representatives,
    Washington, DC

    Express Lane:
    Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals
    Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

    You're too good for him.
    Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
    Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
    Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
    If it has tires or testicles,
    you're going to have trouble with it.
    Women's restroom
    Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

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    #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
    They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

    #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
    certificate a worthless document."

    #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    #12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case
    you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet
    fired from my gun."

    #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
    means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

    #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
    think it will help. Oh . did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

    #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to
    do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
    are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
    go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!."

    #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets
    a toaster oven."

    #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    #4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

    #3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas
    but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

    #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
    of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


    and the best one . . .

    #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right,
    we don't. .... Sign here."

    More:

    My personal favorite (which I use whenever I can) is right after I spray someone with OC. The scumbag usually starts screaming "It burns! I can't breathe!" That's when I like to say in a somewhat sarcastic tone "Yes, sir. That's the desired effect."

    "You wanna get locked-up or beat-up and locked up?"




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    Im not mean... your just a sissy
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quotes

    Age, treachery and a .45 will defeat youth and skill every time.

    "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."

    "I am not anti-mother and I don't want to ban motherhood, but I do support reasonable mom-control laws like background checks, licensing & registration, waiting periods and a limit on the number of children one mother can raise. After all, isn't it worth it if it saves just one child?"

    "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
    Sir Winston Churchill

    "Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined or determined to commit crimes. Such laws only make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assassins; they serve to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." Thomas Jefferson

    As John Wayne said in his last movie, The Shootist, "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

    If it ain't metal, single stack, and single action, it ain't a 1911 no matter what it looks like!!

    Experience is the best teacher, but the tuition is very high

    Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. The former are idealists acting from highest motives for the greatest good of the greatest number. The latter are surely curmudgeons, suspicious and lacking in altruism. But they are more comfortable neighbors than the other sort. Robert Heinlein

    "Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never do less." - Gen. Robert E. Lee

    "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."

    Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice. --Samurai maxim

    We are the thin blue line
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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you can read this in ENGLISH, thank a veteran.

    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
    -George Bernard Shaw

    It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
    -Mark Twain

    "Train Hard & Fight Easy - Always Watch Your 6!"

    "A politician thinks of the next election - a statesman, of the next generation." James Freeman Clarke

    That comment is absolute and complete male bovine fecal matter.

    "Hammer the Americans hard enough and you forge the best weapon in the world."
    -Captain Simeon Ecuyer, 1783

    Excuse me, I've gotta go. I heard a scream. The wife just found the latest 1911 that was added to my collection.

    Ask me about the J.M. Browning System for Instant Offender Rehabilitation through Reincarnation; I'd be happy to help you get started in the program!

    " The fight will not be what you want it to be, the fight will be what it is".

    If you don’t respect the military, you don’t respect America because without our Armed Forces there would be no America. If you ever spit on a Vietnam veteran or called one of them a baby killer you are an unspeakable pus bag in my book and if there is ever a terrorist attack in your neighborhood call Sean Penn. Mr. Charlie Daniels

    I've tried to see things from a liberal's point of view, but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS!

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    --Benjamin Franklin--

    "Most fights between tank and tank are decided like a barroom engagement - the quick draw, the accurate shot" Gen. George Patton

    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

    We are the thin blue line
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    And no you can't have any.

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    "You can lead an idiot to knowledge, but you can't make him think"

    "Civilize him as you please, make him whatever color you like, and Man will still worship the born fighter" --John Tantor Foote

    "I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure."

    If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you can read this in ENGLISH, thank a veteran.

    "Vegetarians eat life forms that can neither run nor hide."

    Terrorists, Criminals, and a lot of Politicians support gun control. None of my friends are members of these groups.

    "To prohibit a citizen from wearing or carry a war arm... is an unwarranted restriction upon the constitutional right to keep and bear arms. If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." --Arkansas Supreme Court-1878

    "Bushido is all very well in its way, but it's no match for a .30-06." -- Jeff Cooper

    "Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.'' W.S. Churchill 10/29/1941

    9mm= 45acp set on "stun"

    Be careful going in search of adventure. It is ridiculously easy to find.

    It's the nut behind the butt, as they say.

    "Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time."
    - Sir Winston Churchill

    Sign says "mountain lion activity, recent attacks on dogs" Sign Just below it says "Bear activity". 200 feet farther down the trail the next sign says "firearms prohibited", HMMM.

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
    We are the thin blue line
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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    "Wise men stand behind me, Brave men stand beside me, only Fools stand against me."
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    "And by the way, Mr. Speaker, The Second Amendment is not for killing ducks and leaving Huey and Dewey and Louie without an aunt and uncle. It is for hunting politicians like (in) Grozney and in 1776, when they take your independence away". Robert K. Dornen, U.S. Congressman. 1995

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

    Words of Wisdom, By Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    "To prohibit a citizen from wearing or carry a war arm... is an unwarranted restriction upon the constitutional right to keep and bear arms. If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." --Arkansas Supreme Court-1878

    The proctologist called...........he found your head.

    "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
    Sir Winston Churchill

    Take no guff, cut no slack....hook 'em and book 'em and don't look back!!!!!!!

    Fail Safe Drill: 2 IN THE BODY AND ONE IN THE HEAD, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK REPEAT AS NECESSARY!

    Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

    There was no such thing as a bluff; when a gunfighter reached for his forty-five, every faculty he owned was keyed to shooting as speedily and as accurately as possible, to making his first shot the last of the fight. - Wyatt Earp

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy sh*t...what a ride!"

    "A gun in the hands of a free man frightens and angers the autocrat, not because he fears the power of the gun, but, rather, the spirit of the man who holds it."

    -Unknown

    "Hit a man with a slug out of a Colt .45 and, if he dosen't fall, walk around behind him to see what's holding him up." Old Army saying

    My Mind Works Like Lightning -- One Brilliant Flash and It's Gone!
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    "I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it."

    – Pablo Picasso
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    "Didn't you think there was something wrong when you were getting checks for doing nothing?"
    "I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power."
    -The Simpsons

    Everything I Really Need To Know In Life I Learned From Jeff Cooper.

    Kicking Butt Is Mandatory.
    Taking Names Is Optional.

    A FIREARM not ready to fire is hunk of metal....

    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.


    Originally Posted by TimWarner
    This is why UPS executives use FedEx to move important packages/documents.

    A friend of mine is an exec at UPS, and he has seen papers, etc delivered to meetings via FedEx

    That makes me feel better, Tim. I was beginning to think that UPS was run by stupid people. Your information suggests that they are not stupid--only greedy, incompetent, and insensitive to their customers.

    It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly Native American criminal class except Congress.
    -Mark Twain

    It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how bad you beat the guy in second place.

    From Washington, Jefferson, and Adams to Schumer, Clinton, and Feinstein? Devolution is no longer just a theory.
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    It is in vain, Sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace! But there is no peace. The war is actually begun! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that Gentlemen want? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
    -Patrick Henry, March, 1775.

    Anybody else remember "All in the Family"?
    Gloria: "Daddy, last year alone 3000 people were killed with guns."
    Archie Bunker: "Well, little girl...would it make you feel better if they was pushed out of windows?"

    1911 My First choice for the last resort.

    "Mr. President we'll have congressional elections in November & that should also be considered in discussions of timing." Andy Card - Chief of Staff
    "That is NO consideration at all. If we go to war, it will be because the security of America requires it. Timing will have nothing to do with congressional elections or polls!" Pres. Bush

    "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them." -- George Mason, during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution (1788)

    Fool me once...................shame on you.

    Fool me twice...................I'll beat you to near death.

    "Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." -- Sir Winston Churchill

    "He who goes unarmed in paradise had better be sure that that is where he is."
    -- James Thurber

    "Whenever Governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins. This was actually done by Great Britain at the commencement of the late revolution."
    Rep. Elbridge Gerry of Massachusetts - 1789

    GUN CONTROL....IT'S NOT A NEW IDEA......JUST A BAD ONE!

    "Out of every 100 men, 10 should not be here, 80 are nothing but targets, 9 are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they the battle make." "Ah, but the ONE, ONE of them is a WARRIOR, and he will bring the others back."
    Heraclitus 500 BC
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    "An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out."

    –George Jean Nathan
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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    "The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances where all other rights have failed -- where the government refuses to stand for reelection and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable these contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people get to make only once." -- Justice Alex Kozinski, US 9th Circuit Court, 2003

    "Whenever Governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins. This was actually done by Great Britain at the commencement of the late revolution."
    Rep. Elbridge Gerry of Massachusetts - 1789


    British soldiers wore red coats so as not to be dispirited by bleeding in combat. Thus the French adopted brown pants.

    "A good general range rule for pistols is that, if what you want to hit appears larger than your front sight, you are within range."

    - Jeff Cooper

    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who do not have it."
    -George Bernard Shaw

    Matches cause arson, spoons cause obesity therefore guns cause crime. Makes sense to me!

    "Were [a right] to be refused, or to be so shackled by regulations, not necessary for... peace and safety... as to render its use impracticable,... it would then be an injury, of which we should be entitled to demand redress." --Thomas Jefferson:

    "The very language of the amendment is evidence that the right is a personal one, for it is not subordinated to the militia clause. Rather the right is an independent one, altogether separate from the maintenance of a militia. Militias were possible only because the people were armed and possessed the right to be armed. The right does not depend on whether militias exist." Leonard W. Levy,

    "Son, if they give you any shit, level the goddamn place" - Major General Lewis B."Chesty" Puller, USMC, People's Democratic Republic of Korea, 1951
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    "No one has ever drowned in sweat."

    –Lou Holtz
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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    Ten Commandments

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!

    You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
    and "Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness" in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians!

    It creates a hostile work environment.


    Our Constitution

    "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
    Why don't we just give them ours?

    It was written by a lot of really smart guys,it's worked for over 200 years
    and we're not using it anymore."
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    "The mind and the sword are one. If the mind is right, the sword is right"

    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
    Teddy Roosevelt

    "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them." -- George Mason, during Virginia's Convention to Ratify the Constitution (1788)

    A gun owner voting for John Kerry would be like a Jewish banker loaning Adolf Hitler money for uniforms on January 31,1933. He's using you to get what he wants, but he wants nothing less than to eliminate you and your kind from the face of this earth.

    "And by the way, Mr. Speaker, The Second Amendment is not for killing ducks and leaving Huey and Dewey and Louie without an aunt and uncle. It is for hunting politicians like (in) Grozney and in 1776, when they take your independence away". Robert K. Dornen, U.S. Congressman. 1995

    Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
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    "Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it."

    –Thomas Jefferson
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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    "The Constitution of the United States shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms."
    -- Samuel Adams

    "The 1911 was the design given by God to us through John M. Browning that represents the epitome of what a killing tool needs to be. It was true in 1911 and it is true now."
    -Col. Robert Coates USMC CO MCSOCOM Det. 1 as quoted by Pat Rogers in SWAT Dec. '03

    "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." - Ted Nugent

    If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!

    "Nobody has to put up with aggression and surrender his right of self-defense for fear of hurting somebody else, guilty or innocent. When someone comes at you with a gun, if you have one ounce of self-esteem, you will answer him by force, never mind who he is or who is behind him. If he is out to destroy you, that is what you owe to the sanctity of your own life." - Ayn Rand

    If you think you can or think you can't . . . you're right.

    "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it."
    —Thucydides

    "The gun is a tool, one used for introducing ballistic
    apertures into the subcutaneous environment of sociopaths who will not be
    stopped by other means." Tom Givens

    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

    "Speed is fine but accuracy is FINAL!"

    "The 1911 was the design given by God to us through John M. Browning that represents the epitome of what a killing tool needs to be. It was true in 1911 and it is true now."
    -Col. Robert Coates USMC CO MCSOCOM Det. 1 as quoted by Pat Rogers in SWAT Dec. '03

    "Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick" Theodore Roosevelt
    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    "Ain't too many things in life
    you can't fix
    with seven hundred dollars
    and a thirty ought six."

    "I carry a gun because it is my responsibility alone - not that of the police, nor the government, nor the community - to defend the precious lives that God has entrusted to me."
    Will Dougan, writing in gomemphis.com 08/17/03

    "It’s not an expensive hobby unless you add it all up."

    During House debate on the Army Appropriations Bill on 18 May, 1878, Representative Abram S. Hewitt (D-NY) had this to say:

    The Federal government should "give encouragement to rifle clubs and sharpshooting clubs throughout the length and breadth of this land....No citizen should be allowed to grow up in this country who cannot handle a gun....You never need fear disorders where the people bear arms."

    You do not greet Death, you punch him in the throat repeatedly until he drags you away.

    Age, treachery and a .45 will defeat youth and skill every time.

    "GIVE ME A FAST SHIP, AND I WILL GO IN HARMS WAY". John Paul Jones USN

    One day in the pavilion at Karakorum he [Genghis Kahn] asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.
    "The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you," responded the officer after a little thought, "and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares."
    "Nay," responded the Kahn, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."
    If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.

    " Deservin's got nothin to do with it."

    "A gun in the hands of a free man frightens and angers the autocrat, not because he fears the power of the gun, but, rather, the spirit of the man who holds it."

    -Unknown
    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

 

 
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