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10-27-06, 09:05 PM #1
Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
remember back then?" he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have gotten out today."
10-27-06, 10:27 PM #2
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
10-27-06, 11:20 PM #3
well isn't that just typical...just when you think they're getting romantic and caring....BAM!! It's not what you think at allLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
10-31-06, 10:27 AM #4
Damn I feel for him. Instead of just 20 years he is sentenced to Life!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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10-31-06, 12:54 PM #5
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