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    Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall.

    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
    room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we
    first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
    remember back then?" he says solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
    sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
    when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    him.

    The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
    face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
    for 20 years?"

    "I remember that too" she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    "I would have gotten out today."

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    Rofl!!!!
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    well isn't that just typical...just when you think they're getting romantic and caring....BAM!! It's not what you think at all
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Damn I feel for him. Instead of just 20 years he is sentenced to Life!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Damn I feel for him. Instead of just 20 years he is sentenced to Life!!!
    "Ouch, baby, very ouch"
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

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