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    As I Mature

    I've learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

    I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

    I've learned it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you better have a big willy or huge boobs.

    I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they're more screwed up than you think.

    I've learned that you can keep vomitting long after you think you're finished.

    I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

    I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

    I've learned that 99% of the time if something in your house isn't working, one of your kids did it.

    I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

    Forward this to all your friends.....trust me they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not....tough shit.

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    Ive learned that if you think you own something then you should set it free. If it comes back then it truly is yours, if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill the damn thing so noone else can have it either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Ive learned that if you think you own something then you should set it free. If it comes back then it truly is yours, if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill the damn thing so noone else can have it either.
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