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11-06-06, 01:18 PM #1
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Any CHP's out there?
The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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11-06-06, 01:20 PM #2
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HAHAHAH! The funny things people say without trying.....ROFL
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11-07-06, 12:20 AM #3
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"Any CHP's out there?"
Not yet but I'm hoping....
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11-07-06, 12:26 AM #4
Who?......Me?
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11-07-06, 01:44 AM #5
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You just got hired and you're already like that? Oh no....
"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
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