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11-06-06, 01:18 PM #1
Any CHP's out there?
The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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11-06-06, 01:20 PM #2
HAHAHAH! The funny things people say without trying.....ROFLLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
11-07-06, 12:20 AM #3
"Any CHP's out there?"
Not yet but I'm hoping...."To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
11-07-06, 12:26 AM #4
ROFL Love it!!!**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
11-07-06, 01:44 AM #5
You just got hired and you're already like that? Oh no....
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