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    How men screw up romance!

    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    LOL that is hilarious
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    How men screw up romance!

    Get married.

    We are the thin blue line
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    And no you can't have any.

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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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    That was funny, and i can TOTALLY see it happening too! HAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    How men screw up romance!

    Get married.

    We get involved in them in the first place?
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    So, is having a bath romance then? No wonder we don't understand women.
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