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11-07-06, 03:12 PM #1
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Beautifully written poems
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send
me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I
don't give a shit.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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11-07-06, 11:41 PM #2
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11-08-06, 12:10 AM #3
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Good luck to that woman! If she wants all those things....well i wish her the best of luck
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11-08-06, 10:03 AM #4
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