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    The Wizard of Oz

    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado & off they whirled to the land of OZ.
    They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
    "What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."
    "No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

    Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said: "Well, I think I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard."

    "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
    Up stepped Bush and said, "The American people say that I need a brain."
    "Not any easy request, said the Wizard, but consider it done."

    Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, not saying a word.

    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
    "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
    Last edited by slamdunc; 11-08-06 at 08:14 AM. Reason: punctuation & spelling
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Thanks for the laugh..........

 

 

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