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11-03-08, 04:52 PM #1
I would just like to explain todays error to everyone. O/R is growing and we are getting to big for our server. It looks like we are going to have to purchase another server to handle the load. If you logged in today you probably saw a funny error screen. This error had some "humor" in it that had some confused. I apologize to anyone who was confused when they read the error. SUPER DAVE customized the error and interjected some humor in it but some did not know it was a joke. For the last 2 hours we have been beating Super Dave with a wet noodle. Our error page has also been changed so if we have problems in the future there will be no confusion.
11-03-08, 05:22 PM #2
Awwww, we still love you Super Dave!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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11-03-08, 05:42 PM #3
I thought President Obama had already taken care of Officer Resource in order to silence those that would show contempt for the New World Order.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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11-03-08, 05:59 PM #4
Damn, I liked the message. Angry chipmunks rock.
11-03-08, 06:09 PM #5
That is a relief for me....
The message was similar to one I got the last time I tried to download porn at work.
For a second I thought I was in trouble again.
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11-03-08, 06:15 PM #6
Phew! I was about to put on my tinfoil hat and stick my head in the ground!
11-03-08, 06:24 PM #7
I want to see the message!
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11-03-08, 06:59 PM #8
I thought the message was hilarious and would like to see it back!"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
11-03-08, 10:18 PM #9
Dave created the message on his own, in what was a somewhat failed attempt at humor. A+ for effort though. The fact remains that we're once again getting to big for another server. It's a blessing and a curse. Just ask these guys...
11-03-08, 10:21 PM #10
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11-03-08, 11:35 PM #12No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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11-03-08, 11:39 PM #13
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11-04-08, 01:11 AM #15
Dave, it was funny. Some people are too stupid to get it. Carry on"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
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11-05-08, 03:43 AM #19
Put it this way, the page's title was "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" and it went on to reassure us that there was a server problem "aka: Not Your Problem" and that angry chipmunks were working away at solving the problem. There was a lot of other funny stuff too, but you slackers missed it.
I liked those chipmunks.
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