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    Today's Error

    I would just like to explain todays error to everyone. O/R is growing and we are getting to big for our server. It looks like we are going to have to purchase another server to handle the load. If you logged in today you probably saw a funny error screen. This error had some "humor" in it that had some confused. I apologize to anyone who was confused when they read the error. SUPER DAVE customized the error and interjected some humor in it but some did not know it was a joke. For the last 2 hours we have been beating Super Dave with a wet noodle. Our error page has also been changed so if we have problems in the future there will be no confusion.

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    I thought the message was hilarious and would like to see it back!
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    Dave created the message on his own, in what was a somewhat failed attempt at humor. A+ for effort though. The fact remains that we're once again getting to big for another server. It's a blessing and a curse. Just ask these guys...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Dave created the message on his own, in what was a somewhat failed attempt at humor. A+ for effort though. The fact remains that we're once again getting to big for another server. It's a blessing and a curse. Just ask these guys...

    That looks like Countybear in the upper left hand corner, Reca in the upper right hand corner, Jmur and Buttercup in the lower left hand corner, and Terminator in the lower right hand corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    That looks like Countybear in the upper left hand corner, Reca in the upper right hand corner, Jmur and Buttercup in the lower left hand corner, and Terminator in the lower right hand corner.
    I am quite sexay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I am quite sexay.
    Reign in those hormones, son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Reign in those hormones, son.
    Are you going to reign them in for me?

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    The floggings are still continuing!


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    Dave, it was funny. Some people are too stupid to get it. Carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Dave, it was funny. Some people are too stupid to get it. Carry on
    No can do sir, well not unless there is another strong growth period like that so get to telling everyone under the sun and maybe you'll see it!*






    *(it just won't be as funny since its more professional now**)



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    "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill

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    Put it this way, the page's title was "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" and it went on to reassure us that there was a server problem "aka: Not Your Problem" and that angry chipmunks were working away at solving the problem. There was a lot of other funny stuff too, but you slackers missed it.


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