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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    she says ya gotta get it in for it to be considered sex
    Hell, last time I got IN IT!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    ... almost couldn't find my way back OUT!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    with what your finger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    ... almost couldn't find my way back OUT!
    You must not know the anatomy of a female too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    You must not know the anatomy of a female too much
    Well, that's one particular female I know the anatomy of real well! A little TOO well, if you ask me.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Well, that's one particular female I know the anatomy of real well! A little TOO well, if you ask me.
    Heck you don't have to tell him, his whole body went through that enormous opening! Probably strolled out carrying an umbrella and clicking his heels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Well, that's one particular female I know the anatomy of real well! A little TOO well, if you ask me.
    You didnt even know which way was out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    You didnt even know which way was out!
    Well, HELL, even Columbus needed a map once in a while!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Columbus thought he'd found India and didn't want to believe otherwise.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattoodDucky
    Columbus thought he'd found India and didn't want to believe otherwise.
    ==========
    ========== ZOOM!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Well, HELL, even Columbus needed a map once in a while!
    Guess Im just a expert navigator!

  12. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Guess Im just a expert navigator!

    We're all very proud that you can find your way all the way inside your mom and back out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    We're all very proud that you can find your way all the way inside your mom and back out.
    Dammit Katie, I was talking on the phone when I read that! Had A LOT of explaining to do!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    We're all very proud that you can find your way all the way inside your mom and back out.
    Hey just cause u get no lovins dont take it out on me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Hey just cause u get no lovins dont take it out on me....

    I get plenty of lovin. I just don't feel the need to attempt to prove it by talking about it like you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I get plenty of lovin. I just don't feel the need to attempt to prove it by talking about it like you do.
    Watch out everybody, Katie's got a gun!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I get plenty of lovin. I just don't feel the need to attempt to prove it by talking about it like you do.
    Dont take this offensive but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Dont take this offensive but...

    awww... someone's feelings have gotten hurt... go cry to your mom... maybe she'll kiss it and make you feel all better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    awww... someone's feelings have gotten hurt... go cry to your mom... maybe she'll kiss it and make you feel all better.
    yes im hurt.....

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    As sweet as it is that you want to share your most prized moment with me by sharing your only picture of the best day of your life... you can keep it. I'd rather you just STFU.

 

 
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