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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Your mom is lame, as I previously mentioned
    Oh SNAP! That was good - 'cause of the wooden leg thing! Brilliant.

    LVOG, please, dude, just stop. Remember that scene in Monty Python and The Holy Grail, where the Black Knight is left armless and legless, screaming, "Come back you yellow bastards! I'll bite your legs off!" You're like that. Only much, much sadder.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Alright the mom jokes are lame. We should prolly get back to insults..... because these arent working for me.
    Brad said the only thing that works for you is 3 dudes at once.

    I'm going to Chipotle, call your people over here and get them to hook me up dude. I'm sure you guys have a secret password or something. I'm hoping for a free burrito if you can work it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Oh SNAP! That was good - 'cause of the wooden leg thing! Brilliant.

    LVOG, please, dude, just stop. Remember that scene in Monty Python and The Holy Grail, where the Black Knight is left armless and legless, screaming, "Come back you yellow bastards! I'll bite your legs off!" You're like that. Only much, much sadder.
    Just cause your mom did all the talking and you said some really shitty jokes gives ya a bighead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Brad said the only thing that works for you is 3 dudes at once.

    I'm going to Chipotle, call your people over here and get them to hook me up dude. I'm sure you guys have a secret password or something. I'm hoping for a free burrito if you can work it out.
    Cluck like a chicken , I swear to god it gives you a free burrito.

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    Ill tell them to put extra cream just how you like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Ill tell them to put extra cream just how you like it
    Now THAT actually wasn't half bad - you've almost got the hang of it. Keep trying.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Now THAT actually wasn't half bad - you've almost got the hang of it. Keep trying.
    WEll, ya know I know how you two like that sticky creamy stuff.

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    Did I just wander into a grade school playground by mistake?

    HINT, HINT


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    Ok I'm going to do my chicken impression, this shit better work. Be back later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    Did I just wander into a grade school playground by mistake?

    HINT, HINT

    ya, I think you may have..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Ok I'm going to do my chicken impression, this shit better work. Be back later.
    Im being serious about this too. Or if you moo like a cow you get a vegetarian burrito

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    Did I just wander into a grade school playground by mistake?

    HINT, HINT

    Uh oh guys, shut it down. The HEAD moderator just showed up.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Ok, Ill end it here.

    Katiemh - the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.


    Prometheus - Your mother should have swallowed.



    Virginian - I shoulda wore a condom to prevent you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Uh oh guys, shut it down. The HEAD moderator just showed up.
    By the way, do you know how you tell which one is the Head Moderator?









    He's the one with the scuffed knees!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Ok, It stops here. This is way off topic and getting out of hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    Ok, It stops here. This is way off topic and getting out of hand.
    Alright im done. Just to let ya know none of us are tring to anger or offend each other, its all in good fun. We all pmed and repped each other. so no hard feelings on anything I said !!

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    That's why it wasn't locked.

    It was getting a little raucous, though... remember, anybody out there can read this, member or not.

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    By the way virginian is going to sound like an idiot if he clucks or moos. That was all false info!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

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    Wife saved me by wanting Italian instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    That's why it wasn't locked.

    It was getting a little raucous, though... remember, anybody out there can read this, member or not.
    Sorry, we'll clean it up. It's all good.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

 

 
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