Dedicated IP Address

Due to the increase in members and guests visiting the site we have noticed a slight lag in the site during peak hours. And as in usual LEF fashion we decided to correct the problem.

We have moved our site over to a dedicated IP which should increase the site response time and make your LEF experience more enjoyable. For those who still don't understand here is a brief explanation..

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A dedicated IP (Internet Protocol) is a unique Internet address dedicated exclusively to a single hosting account. Normally, several hosting accounts reside on a single server and share that server's IP address. Dedicated IP addresses are usually used for large SSL-encrypted secure Web sites and particularly large and/or traffic-heavy sites. Most shared hosting users have no particular need for a dedicated IP address.

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I'm all for improved technology, but will it cause testicle shrinkage?








:noidea:

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Originally Posted by TheeBadOne

I'm all for improved technology, but will it cause testicle shrinkage?

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As LEF Administrators, it is our job to ensure that we purchase the appropriate dedicated IP Address, so as not to cause testicle shrinkage...and we take that job seriously.

My name is Terminator, and I approve this message.

Term, I thought for a moment that you were going to say "As LEF Administrators, it is our job to ensure that we check each member for testicular shrinkage" :rofl:

Mine are feeling a bit on the small side.. and my sperm count is incredibly low. And I can't find my penis. :laugh:

Crap, what about enlargements? :D

Don't let Ducky Lie to you Term, She may not be able to find her penis but She's got "testicles" the Size of Coconuts!!

*RUNS*

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by MrDucky

Don't let Ducky Lie to you Term, She may not be able to find her penis but She's got "testicles" the Size of Coconuts!!

*RUNS*

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Metaphoric testicles, yes. They're stainless steel and I use them for cannon shot. Any questions? :angel:

Wow. I am truly impressed. This further proves my theory that any topic of conversation can be turned into one about penis and balls on this forum.

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Originally Posted by Signal_W

Due to the increase in members and guests visiting the site we have noticed a slight lag in the site during peak hours. And as in usual LEF fashion we decided to correct the problem.

We have moved our site over to a dedicated IP which should increase the site response time and make your LEF experience more enjoyable. For those who still don't understand here is a brief explanation..

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Huh?:doh: I still don't get it. I get the other stuff on this thread but this is too complicated for my simple mind to understand.

Can you put that into English?:o

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Originally Posted by TheeBadOne

I'm all for improved technology, but will it cause testicle shrinkage?
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Sir, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

;)

Thanks for the dedicated whatchamacalit......I think.


As for the other stuff I have but one comment to make..............Oh hell neve mind.

I just checked my testicles and i think i may have suffered severe damage. My balls were the size of church bells last week and now after a quick check there're the size of ducky's coconuts...I hope this is covered under my insurance..whooooa they are now shrinking to the size of oranges...HELP-Help-help-he..........

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Originally Posted by ghost98

I just checked my testicles and i think i may have suffered severe damage. My balls were the size of church bells last week and now after a quick check there're the size of ducky's coconuts...I hope this is covered under my insurance..whooooa they are now shrinking to the size of oranges...HELP-Help-help-he..........

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Look at them through a magnifying glass... just not in the sunlight, LOL... :D