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10-29-06, 11:36 PM #1Signal_W Guest
Dedicated IP Address
Due to the increase in members and guests visiting the site we have noticed a slight lag in the site during peak hours. And as in usual LEF fashion we decided to correct the problem.
We have moved our site over to a dedicated IP which should increase the site response time and make your LEF experience more enjoyable. For those who still don't understand here is a brief explanation..
A dedicated IP (Internet Protocol) is a unique Internet address dedicated exclusively to a single hosting account. Normally, several hosting accounts reside on a single server and share that server's IP address. Dedicated IP addresses are usually used for large SSL-encrypted secure Web sites and particularly large and/or traffic-heavy sites. Most shared hosting users have no particular need for a dedicated IP address.
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10-29-06, 11:41 PM #2
Why so serious?
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I'm all for improved technology, but will it cause testicle shrinkage?
"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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10-29-06, 11:43 PM #3
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As LEF Administrators, it is our job to ensure that we purchase the appropriate dedicated IP Address, so as not to cause testicle shrinkage...and we take that job seriously.
Originally Posted by TheeBadOne
My name is Terminator, and I approve this message.Last edited by Terminator; 10-29-06 at 11:46 PM.
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10-30-06, 12:12 AM #4
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Term, I thought for a moment that you were going to say "As LEF Administrators, it is our job to ensure that we check each member for testicular shrinkage"
Mine are feeling a bit on the small side.. and my sperm count is incredibly low. And I can't find my penis.
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10-30-06, 12:13 AM #5CopsRCool302 Guest
Crap, what about enlargements?
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10-30-06, 12:43 AM #6
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Don't let Ducky Lie to you Term, She may not be able to find her penis but She's got "testicles" the Size of Coconuts!!
*RUNS*
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10-30-06, 12:45 AM #7
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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10-31-06, 01:43 AM #8
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Metaphoric testicles, yes. They're stainless steel and I use them for cannon shot. Any questions? Originally Posted by MrDucky
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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10-31-06, 01:52 AM #9
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Wow. I am truly impressed. This further proves my theory that any topic of conversation can be turned into one about penis and balls on this forum.
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10-31-06, 07:47 AM #10
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Huh? Originally Posted by Signal_W
I still don't get it. I get the other stuff on this thread but this is too complicated for my simple mind to understand.
Can you put that into English?
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10-31-06, 07:59 AM #11
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Sir, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Originally Posted by TheeBadOne
I'm all for improved technology, but will it cause testicle shrinkage?
We are the thin blue line
between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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10-31-06, 08:22 AM #12
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Thanks for the dedicated whatchamacalit......I think.
As for the other stuff I have but one comment to make..............Oh hell neve mind."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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10-31-06, 08:41 AM #13
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I just checked my testicles and i think i may have suffered severe damage. My balls were the size of church bells last week and now after a quick check there're the size of ducky's coconuts...I hope this is covered under my insurance..whooooa they are now shrinking to the size of oranges...HELP-Help-help-he..........
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10-31-06, 10:02 AM #14
Visualize whirled peas!!
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Originally Posted by ghost98
Look at them through a magnifying glass... just not in the sunlight, LOL...
The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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