Obama Win Causes Mental Issues Amoung Supporters
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...uses_obsessive
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Obama Win Causes Mental Issues Amoung Supporters
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...uses_obsessive
OMG, who let the zombies out. Does voting for and supporting Obama turn one into a zombie? It sure seems so.
(From Countybear's New American Dictionary)Quote:
Originally Posted by CTR man
Zombamafication - (Usage: transitive verb, noun), (zam*ba*ma*fik*ay*shun): (1) The process of being zombamafied. (2) The systematic and widespread regression of human beings into a numbed and trance-like mental state which causes the mind of the affected person to reject the realization of historical and documented fact, and short-circuits the natural processes of common sense; all in exchange for the strict, erroneous belief that Barack Obama can, and will miraculously save all mankind from the clutches of evil, goal-oriented capitalists. See also: mass hypnosis, occult.
(Antonyms: consciousness, reason, lucidity, patriotism).
This syndrome came with the absolute denial of facts from the outset of the elections. This took place long before the aftermath of the election. Cures are expected to be discovered through experimentation with desensitization therapy, natural order of economics, and shock therapy (from reading W2 forms).
Thanks for the clarification there Countybear. :thumb:
Anytime... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CTR man
That would mean they didn't have mental issues before the win?
I didn't say that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pinki
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Originally Posted by TXCharlie
:D I didnt think you did :D