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    Mass Post-Election OCD / EDP Warning

    Obama Win Causes Mental Issues Amoung Supporters

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...uses_obsessive

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    OMG, who let the zombies out. Does voting for and supporting Obama turn one into a zombie? It sure seems so.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    OMG, who let the zombies out. Does voting for and supporting Obama turn one into a zombie? It sure seems so.
    (From Countybear's New American Dictionary)

    Zombamafication - (Usage: transitive verb, noun), (zam*ba*ma*fik*ay*shun): (1) The process of being zombamafied. (2) The systematic and widespread regression of human beings into a numbed and trance-like mental state which causes the mind of the affected person to reject the realization of historical and documented fact, and short-circuits the natural processes of common sense; all in exchange for the strict, erroneous belief that Barack Obama can, and will miraculously save all mankind from the clutches of evil, goal-oriented capitalists. See also: mass hypnosis, occult.
    (Antonyms: consciousness, reason, lucidity, patriotism).

    This syndrome came with the absolute denial of facts from the outset of the elections. This took place long before the aftermath of the election. Cures are expected to be discovered through experimentation with desensitization therapy, natural order of economics, and shock therapy (from reading W2 forms).

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    Thanks for the clarification there Countybear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Thanks for the clarification there Countybear.
    Anytime...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    That would mean they didn't have mental issues before the win?
    Arm the sheep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    That would mean they didn't have mental issues before the win?
    I didn't say that

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    I didn't say that


    I didnt think you did
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