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11-07-08, 09:46 PM #1
Mass Post-Election OCD / EDP Warning
Obama Win Causes Mental Issues Amoung Supporters
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...uses_obsessive
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11-07-08, 09:53 PM #2
OMG, who let the zombies out. Does voting for and supporting Obama turn one into a zombie? It sure seems so.
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11-07-08, 11:26 PM #3
(From Countybear's New American Dictionary)
Zombamafication - (Usage: transitive verb, noun), (zam*ba*ma*fik*ay*shun): (1) The process of being zombamafied. (2) The systematic and widespread regression of human beings into a numbed and trance-like mental state which causes the mind of the affected person to reject the realization of historical and documented fact, and short-circuits the natural processes of common sense; all in exchange for the strict, erroneous belief that Barack Obama can, and will miraculously save all mankind from the clutches of evil, goal-oriented capitalists. See also: mass hypnosis, occult.
(Antonyms: consciousness, reason, lucidity, patriotism).
This syndrome came with the absolute denial of facts from the outset of the elections. This took place long before the aftermath of the election. Cures are expected to be discovered through experimentation with desensitization therapy, natural order of economics, and shock therapy (from reading W2 forms).
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
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That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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11-07-08, 11:36 PM #4
Thanks for the clarification there Countybear.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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11-08-08, 12:01 AM #5
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in representation of his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.
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11-08-08, 07:22 PM #6
That would mean they didn't have mental issues before the win?
Arm the sheep!
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11-08-08, 08:54 PM #7
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11-08-08, 08:57 PM #8
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