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    Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?

    http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-...to-masturbate/

    Dear Amber,
    I first want to say Iím a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our worldís pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by asking it here I can help other parents out there too.
    Some time ago my daughter forgot to take her laundry from the dryer before taking off for volleyball practice, so I folded them up and went to put them up for her in room.
    When I reached in her undergarment drawer and I will be frank, my heart dropped as I found one of those electronic phallic objects in it. They are used to ĎMí and I didnít know how to handle the situation. I thought to ask my husband, but didnít want him to have to go through the embarrassment and anguish of such things. I instead asked several of my close girlfriends, some of who are not Christians, and some of them said this was a normal part of a healthy teenís lifestyle.
    The night I decided to talk to my daughter about all this, I heard wellÖI heard reason to not go in the room. I believe she was using the device then. Is this really alright behavior for a good girl or do I need to confront her? Please help!
    - Concerned in San Diego



    Dear Concerned in San Diego,
    You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter. Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughterís mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.

    Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
    Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.
    This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughterís mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you donít put a stop to it right now.
    So first, have a talk with your daughter and pray with her. Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart. Throw the device away, and then enroll her in some abstinence counseling sessions. These will teach your daughter the value and need of respecting her body until marriage. Masturbation is very unnatural and by taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teenís life, youíll ensure she has a better future.
    -Amber

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    What a load of horseshit.
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    Wow. "Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart." That's a huge load of crap...

    This article did make me think of the part in 40 Year Old Virgin where they're at the sex clinic and Steve Carrell asks the lady "Is is true that if you don't use it, you'll lose it?"
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    All kidding aside, this really pisses me off.

    This is probably the single most reason I left the Catholic church, the bastardized view of sexuality as a sin. (There are a couple of other issues, but this one is tops.)

    How many little girls and boys will grow up suffering from guilt because some fucking idiot can't see that the good lord intended us to be sexual?

    I'm going to go fucking fume a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I'm going to go fucking fume a bit.
    Is that code for ?

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    Yes. Because surpressing your daughter's sexuality will have NO dangerous consequences at all.

    Just ask any preacher's kid.
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    That entire page of questions and shitty "answers" is really very funny.
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    About sounds like the moronic way my father taught me about sex - drove me to the beach, parked in a turnout, inserted one of several cassette tape, all to listen to Dr. Dobson tapes about sex and the young person.

    All the while, the surfers would walk up, take a piss beside our car and laugh as they wrapped up their surfing.

    Jim Baker anyone? Another one who left the faith for its odd views on sexuality.

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    Well, I for one have to totally agree with that answer!!! Don't statistics show it can make you go blind?












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    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    Well, I for one have to totally agree with that answer!!! Don't statistics show it can make you go blind? HA HA HA HA HA J/K

    If that were the case I would has lost my sight at age 14, I still have great vision!!! =
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    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    I pity that woman's husband. Imagine laying next to that frigid idiot every night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I pity that woman's husband. Imagine laying next to that frigid idiot every night.
    I'm sure it's nice on those warm nights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    What a load of horseshit.

    Couldn't have said it better !!
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    Maybe Jenna could advise us her thoughts on female masturbation based on her own experiences....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Maybe Jenna could advise us her thoughts on female masturbation based on her own experiences....
    Sounds like a new forum section to me..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean
    I'm going to go fucking fume a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    All kidding aside, this really pisses me off.

    This is probably the single most reason I left the Catholic church, the bastardized view of sexuality as a sin. (There are a couple of other issues, but this one is tops.)

    How many little girls and boys will grow up suffering from guilt because some fucking idiot can't see that the good lord intended us to be sexual?

    I'm going to go fucking fume a bit.

    I tried to rep you for this but I got a stupid "security token missing" message whatever the freak that means (you know I am computer retarded).

    Geesh...no sex and no masturbation? What the heck is a poor girl to do????
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    Dear Concerned in San Diego,

    Your daughter masturbating is perfectly normal. Me filming her masturbating and then putting the video on the internet is also perfectly normal.

    Perhaps you should mind your own business.

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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    "Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart."

    One of the funniest things I've read in a while.
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