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    David Feherty LMAO!!!

    The joke is an old one, but it is funny as hell. I read a lot of the comments, not all, and I have yet to find one that thinks he should apologize.

    Golf Analyst Feherty Sorry for Pelosi Joke in Dallas Magazine - Presidential Politics | Political News - FOXNews.com

    Golf Analyst Feherty Sorry for Pelosi Joke in Dallas Magazine

    CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty apologized Sunday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for a morbid joke that went bad in a Dallas magazine.

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    PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. -- CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty apologized Sunday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for a morbid joke that went bad in a Dallas magazine.
    Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts for his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor, was among five Dallas residents who wrote for "D Magazine" on former President George W. Bush moving to Dallas.
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though," Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.
    "Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."
    Feherty, a former Ryder Cup player who grew up in Northern Ireland, has gone to Iraq over Thanksgiving the past two years to visit with U.S. troops, and he created a foundation to help wounded soldiers.
    "This passage was a metaphor meant to describe how American troops felt about our 43rd president," Feherty said in a statement. "In retrospect, it was inappropriate and unacceptable, and has clearly insulted Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid, and for that, I apologize. As for our troops, they know I will continue to do as much as I can for them both at home and abroad."
    Feherty has lived in Dallas the past dozen years. Along with working for CBS Sports, he writes a monthly column for Golf magazine and has written four books, the last one titled, "An Idiot for All Season."
    CBS Sports distanced itself from Feherty's writing, saying it was "an unacceptable attempt at humor and is not in any way condoned, endorsed or approved" by the network. The PGA Tour also criticized him for an attempt at humor that "went over the line."
    CBS is not broadcasting The Players Championship this week. The network resumes its PGA Tour coverage next week in San Antonio with the Valero Texas Open.

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    HAHA!! I knew there's a reason I like David Feherty.
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    I thought that was pretty funny myself. I don't think he should have apologized at all
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    Me either, I thought that it was quite hilarious, myself.


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    Where is the poor taste in that joke?

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    so when does wanda sykes apologize?
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tapout View Post
    so when does wanda sykes apologize?
    Or Janine Garafalo?
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    I just watched Wanda Sykes on Youtube at the WHCD. Holy shit, that woman needs to be beaten with a hose.
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