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    Political Bingo

    From The LawDog Files: Political bingo

    Take a five-inch by five-inch square of paper and divide it into 25 squares by way of a magic marker. In each square, in a random fashion write each of the following:

    Restored our reputation
    Strategic fit
    Let me be clear
    Make no mistake
    Back from the brink
    Signs of recovery
    Out of the loop
    Benchmark
    Job creation
    Fiscal restraint
    Win-win
    Affordable health care
    Previous Administration
    Greed on Wall Street
    At the end of the day
    Empower/Empowerment
    Touch base
    Mindset
    Corporate greed
    Ballpark
    Game plan
    Leverage
    Inherited
    Unprecedented

    Now, sit down to listen to the next political speech from the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, and each time one of the 25 words or phrases passes his lips, mark out that square.

    When you get a full five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally marked off, jump up and yell, "Bull Shit!"

    See? Fun already.
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    Bingo !!
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