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    Come To The USA

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOHOHKBEqE]YouTube - Ray Stevens - Come to the USA[/ame]


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    That was good. I liked the jab at ACORN & setting up the prostitution business!
    Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.

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    I speak English(properly)
    I have some skills to offfer and a guarenteed income(no need for public assistance) courtesy of 30 yrs in law enforcement.
    Can I come and stay?

    Computer says .........NO

    Still it would be the same the other way round. My advice for a long and state sponsored stay in the UK.

    1.Go to France/French channel port(it's alright it's only temporary!)
    2. Climb in back of lorry.
    3.Wait till lorry stops in UK for drivers first break.
    4. Climb out of lorry and walk to nearest social security office to claim free house/car/medical and education benifits.
    the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
    ( Baltasar Gracian )

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    So, that's now all of the Arabs got into your country. I was wondering about that.

    It figures it would be the French, They let anybody in.

    For those of you that don't know.

    British to American translation.

    lorry = truck

    That is all.



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