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    I get the first hit, THEN I'll pass the gavel around to the rest of you.


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    She says,"I think we need laws banning dangerous hammers"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    These people think a hammer will just show up and hurt them. What are they paranoid about? Well keep calm, I'm posing legislation for hammer free zones. We must keep us and our children safe. Hammer free zones are the answer.


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    I have no caption but I wonder what he's thinking, staring at her butt while holding that big ol' gavel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfed1100 View Post
    These people think a hammer will just show up and hurt them. What are they paranoid about? Well keep calm, I'm posing legislation for hammer free zones. We must keep us and our children safe. Hammer free zones are the answer.
    Hey, I think I have a unique idea. How about a Pelosi-free zone? Like the entire freakin' USA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    I have no caption but I wonder what he's thinking, staring at her butt while holding that big ol' gavel?


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