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    Joe Biden will not run for Pope

    While there's still no word on 2016, Vice President Joe Biden confirmed Monday he's not throwing his hat in the ring for at least one position–that of the pope.Asked in Philadelphia about the decision by Pope Benedict XVI to resign later this month, the high profile Catholic said: "I am not running."
    Biden says he’s ‘not running’…for the papacy – CNN Political Ticker - CNN.com Blogs

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    Oh, you said Pope! I thought he was a sure thing for dope!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Well, being Catholic, THAT certainly puts my mind at ease.

    Oh, WAIT! He's still the VP. DAMMIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    Oh, you said Pope! I thought he was a sure thing for dope!
    He is already the King of Dopes.
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    He is NOT a catholic. His actions tell you that.
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    But will he run in front of a truck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    But will he run in front of a truck?
    I thought he only ran to catch Amtrak

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    But will he run in front of a truck?
    No, he will THROW you under the bus
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    I hear they will decide a succesor in the modern format of a talent show, they're calling it "Pope Idol"
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