Twas a couple weeks before Christmas, and all around Philly,
People were excited, about something real silly.
Stormy the cow was supposed to sit still,
But the nativity scene turned into a drill
The cow fled the scene,
With officers giving chase
Away from the church Stormy ran
Determination on her face
She dodged cars and trucks
To the highway she raced
But despite two attempts
It just wasn’t her night
But let’s hear it for Stormy
Next time she just might
Editor’s note: This miserable excuse for a poem is about a cow that police had to chase down after it bolted from a nativity scene at a church in Philly.
“No, we can’t believe we’re tweeting this either,” read a tweet from the Philadelphia Police Department around 7 a.m.