The Top 10 Signs You’re Being Lied To

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1. He or she is a career politician who says “government is the problem.”

2. They use the phrase “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

3. “You look better than you did 10 years ago,” if said by your loving and faithful spouse.

4. Anything said by a mechanic during inspection season.

5. They have five beers in ‘em, and they’re telling the story about the time they scored four touchdowns in high school.

6. Four words: counsel for the defense.

7. They say your pension is bankrupting the city.

8. They repeat the question you just asked them verbatim (Ex: “Am I sexually attracted to young boys?”).

9. Your table will be ready in about five to ten minutes.

10. “Those aren’t my drugs, officer.”

2 Comments

  1. Robert Fleming said:

    Wow—-yep, I’ve heard several of those “lies” myself before. Be careful out there

  2. jp said:

    Number three could be true if the person is looking at intangible things instead of the outside shell.

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