Ferrari doesn’t look like an elf killer.
In fact Ferrari looks exactly like what he is- a really cute dog that just happens to be running for Sheriff of San Juan County in New Mexico.
If a cat can be a mayor (RIP Stubbs, the Mayor-cat of Talkeetna, Alaska) why can’t a dog be top cop?
But then there’s the crime scene. We’ll let the folks that run Ferrari’s Facebook (Deputy Shane Ferrari is the dog’s owner) page take it from here:
“On December 3, 2017 at approx. 0800 hours residents of the Ferrari household awoke to a gruesome scene,” Ferrari wrote. “Beloved elf, Holly Christmas was found slain in the family room.”
The victim can be seen bottom, left.
The post reached 375,000 people within 24 hours of it going up.