Some crimes are very scary—like armed home invasion or child abduction by stranger.
Some criminals are also very scary. Think Whitey Bulger or Griselda Blanco. (If you don’t know those names, you need to step up your crime history game.)
Other crimes and criminals are not scary at all. They’re just huge pains in the ass.
For instance, police in Ohio recently arrested a guy who hated his neighbor.
What did the suspect do to draw the attention of local law enforcement?
He repeatedly egged his neighbor’s residence. For a year.
And that’s just pathetic.
Throwing eggs at houses, at least in the old days, was for kids on Halloween.
These days, it’s the kind of thing that can get you shot.