People who pay for sex can sometimes be forgetful.
Or maybe they’re out of their minds on meth.
Whatever the reason, an Oregon man was recently busted after paying a prostitute with stolen cash from his wife’s pet store.
He also threw in a small Galago, a primate that looks like a creature made up of equal parts bat and rabbit.
“It’s my first time ever recovering a monkey from a prostitute,” Lane County Detective Rick Lowe told FOX12.
Anyway, from the looks of the video, the little guy is safe and sound in the care of the Eugene PD.