Monkey Business

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People who pay for sex can sometimes be forgetful.

Or maybe they’re out of their minds on meth.

Whatever the reason, an Oregon man was recently busted after paying a prostitute with stolen cash from his wife’s pet store.

He also threw in a small Galago, a primate that looks like a creature made up of equal parts bat and rabbit.

“It’s my first time ever recovering a monkey from a prostitute,” Lane County Detective Rick Lowe told FOX12.

Anyway, from the looks of the video, the little guy is safe and sound in the care of the Eugene PD.

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