Suspect Is a…


Generally speaking “White male, brown hair, average height average build,” is really not that much to go on.

But every once in a while, life makes things easy for us.

In New York City, police are on the lookout for a robber that held up a bank on Staten Island.

Here’s the description:

“Suspect is a muscular black male in his 30’s, wearing stiletto heels, a lovely dress and a hat that looks like it was sold at a Stevie Ray Vaughn Estate auction.”


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