The Top 10 Corniest police jokes

  1. What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
  2. What do you get when you put two highway patrol officers in an airplane? Paratroopers.
  3. Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty.
  4. The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested. He was charged with battery.
  5. What happens when a police officer gets into bed? They become an undercover cop.
  6. What did the police officer say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!
  7. What do you call it when a cop pulls over a U-Haul? Busting a move.
  8. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in a bad neighborhood? One was assaulted.
  9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
  10. What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A cellfie.

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