The Top 10 Dumbest speeding ticket excuses

  1. I was on my way to bring you doughnuts.
  2. I got here as fast as I could.
  3. My GPS said it was OK.
  4. I was going downhill.
  5. I thought the speed limit sign was just a suggestion.
  6. My self-driving car has a mind of its own.
  7. That wasn’t me, officer. That was the liquor driving.
  8. Did the sign really say “stop”? I’m sorry I don’t read sign language.
  9. I wasn’t texting. I was just checking my Instagram likes.
  10. No, officer, I don’t know why you pulled me over. Do you need help solving a crime?

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