- The only road trips you’ve been on in the last year have been with criminals in the back seat.
- Even the department’s comedian is starting to annoy you.
- K-9 memes no longer bring a smile to your face.
- You’ve forgotten what it feels like to be on an airplane.
- Your friends on social media are worried about your lack of posting.
- You’re making more in overtime than some people make in a
- Coffee, sugar and microwavable dinners make up the bulk of
- Your downtime is not down enough.
- Your passport expired months (or years) ago.
- You spend way too long each morning thinking about what day of the week it is.