- Man trying to drive “like Ace Ventura” with head out window slams car into tree
- There is bloodhound slobber on the department’s ceiling.
- You have paw prints on your chest.
- Your partner cries if you leave without him.
- Your family tells you that you smell like a hound.
- You have a slobber towel stuffed into the cargo pockets of your pants.
- You have the smelliest dog treats possible in a pocket.
- When washing clothes, you find the remnants of those smelly dog treats left behind.
- Wherever you go, you make sure you have a poop bag ready to go.
- Everyone wants to come see your partner and ignores you.
- As soon as you put on a fresh and pressed uniform, your partner comes to say hello with slobber.
Submitted by South Fayette (Pennsylvania) Police Sergeant Mike Wesolek.
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