It’s your first day off in what seems like forever.
The plan is simple: do absolutely nothing and recharge the old batteries.
Hey, look, there’s some good new stuff on Netflix. Score! Suddenly, you have a brilliant idea to order a pizza.
And then it hits you. It’s not a school day.
The kids are home and raring to go.
So you just let them jump all over you and hope they get tired enough for a nap.