We Found Bigfoot!


“Hello, 9-1-1—what is your emergency?”

“Yeah… Bigfoot’s in my back yard right now! I need a cop over here right now!”

“I’m sorry ma’am, did you say Bigfoot’s in your backyard?”

“Holy crap look at the size of him! Please send someone. I think the sasquatch is gonna eat me!”

“We have a unit in route to your location ma’am. They should be there shortly.”

“Oh…wait. Hang on just a second… it’s… is it… I think it’s a bear. But it’s walking upright like a person all over my property.”

“O.K. Stay inside with the doors locked until the unit arrives alright?”

“Will do, thanks. This bear’s actually seems pretty nice. I’m going to ask him if he’s hungry.”

“I strongly advise against… ma’am? Are you still there? 113 be advised—the sasquatch sighting might actually be woman being eaten by bear. Approach with caution.”