You May Now Punch the Bride


Police officers find themselves in lots of dangerous situations.

Among the most dangerous would be working an accident scene on a highway at night, an armed and barricaded suspect, and, increasingly, calls of disturbances at weddings and Chuck E. Cheese’s locations.

According to, police recently responded to a call of a disturbance at a wedding that seemed more like a riot.

The melee started after an argument about whether a 14-year-old kid should be able to have a cocktail, and it went downhill from there—fast.

More than a dozen agencies wound up on the scene, four cops were injured, and the 14-year-old blew a .16 percent blood-alcohol content into a Breathalyzer.

Needless to say, the fact that what should have been a lovely ceremony for the bride and groom and their friends and families turned into a near bloodbath does not bode very well for this lawfully wedded union.


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