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Alabama police respond to nightmarish call to remove snake from toilet

Alabama police respond to nightmarish call to remove snake from toilet

September 25, 2022

Police in Alabama recently responded to a bizarre call that is the stuff of nightmares: someone found a snake stuck in their toilet. According to a Facebook post from the […] Read More

Alabama deputy’s patrol car gets broken into by pair of goats

Alabama deputy’s patrol car gets broken into by pair of goats

September 4, 2022

For an Alabama deputy, the classic excuse of an animal eating one’s homework turned literal after a pair of goats ate his paperwork. According to a Facebook post from the […] Read More

Nevada woman tries to fool police with fake license plate using Cracker Jack stickers

Nevada woman tries to fool police with fake license plate using Cracker Jack stickers

May 18, 2022

A Nevada woman recently tried to fool police with a fake license plate by claiming that Cracker Jack stickers were a valid-issued license plate registration. According to a Facebook post […] Read More

Maine police arrest man hiding under a blanket in ghost disguise

Maine police arrest man hiding under a blanket in ghost disguise

May 14, 2022

Maine police recently confronted and arrested a man attempting to hide by covering himself with a sheet in an absurd ghost disguise. According to a Facebook post by the Belfast […] Read More

Texas burglar mows the lawn before fleeing police

Texas burglar mows the lawn before fleeing police

May 13, 2022

A Texas burglar was caught on video doing some late-night yard work with a stolen lawnmower before running from police in a bizarre incident that took place on the night […] Read More

Oregon police capture pig blocking traffic by luring him with snacks

Oregon police capture pig blocking traffic by luring him with snacks

April 30, 2022

Police officers in Portland, Oregon, recently had an interesting night on the job luring a pig that was blocking traffic off the road with snacks. According to the Portland Police […] Read More

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