• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Home
  • About
  • The Magazine
  • Events
  • Partners
  • Products
  • Contact
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Advertise
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Subscribe
American Police Beat

American Police Beat Magazine

Law Enforcement Publication

  • Home
  • Leadership
    • Smart power
      Can your staff keep pace with your leadership goals?
      Your agency needs you
      Pursuit termination option: Radiator disablement
      Liability — not always a showstopper!
  • Topics
    • Leadership
      • Smart power
        Can your staff keep pace with your leadership goals?
        Your agency needs you
        Pursuit termination option: Radiator disablement
        Liability — not always a showstopper!
    • Editor’s Picks
      • Mental health checks … in the training room?
        Crime doesn’t take a vacation
        The power of mediation
        Therapy isn’t just for the broken
        Police humor only a cop would understand
    • On the Job
      • The power of calm-edy
        Domestic violence
        Code Red, all hands on deck
        Texas manhunt captures suspect in shooting of officer and K-9
        “Wanna hop in?” Louisiana officer gets a lift from a good...
    • Labor
      • When you are falsely accused
        Is anyone listening?
        The power of mediation
        Differentiation in police recruitment
        Building positive media relations
    • Tech
      • Gear that moves with you
        A new breed of cop car
        The future of patrol is here
        New York governor highlights $24 million investment to modernize law...
        Cutting-edge police technology
    • Training
      • The untrained trainer
        The vision behind precision
        Mentorship: Ensuring future success
        Unlocking innovation
        Training dipshittery
    • Policy
      • New Mexico’s Law Enforcement Retention Fund keeps experienced,...
        The phenomenon of trauma bonding in law enforcement
        Betrayed from within
        Supreme Court declines to revive Missouri gun law
        Quotas come to the end of the road
    • Health/Wellness
      • Maintain your mental armor
        Beyond crisis response
        Mental health checks … in the training room?
        Surviving and thriving in retirement
        Fit for duty, fit for life
    • Community
      • Community engagement: What is it moving forward?
        Contradictory crossroads
        Back-to-school season brings out police support nationwide
        A bold idea for reducing homelessness in America
        Operation Brain Freeze keeps community cool
    • Offbeat
      • An unexpected burglar
        Police humor only a cop would understand
        Not eggzactly a perfect heist
        Pizza … with a side of alligator?
        Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in...
    • We Remember
      • A Christmas loss
        York County ambush leaves three officers dead, others critically...
        Honoring the Fallen Heroes of 9/11
        Team Romeo
        National Police Week 2025
    • HOT Mail
      • The War on Cops Continues Unabated
  • On the Job
    • The power of calm-edy
      Domestic violence
      Code Red, all hands on deck
      Texas manhunt captures suspect in shooting of officer and K-9
      “Wanna hop in?” Louisiana officer gets a lift from a good...
  • Labor
    • When you are falsely accused
      Is anyone listening?
      The power of mediation
      Differentiation in police recruitment
      Building positive media relations
  • Tech
    • Gear that moves with you
      A new breed of cop car
      The future of patrol is here
      New York governor highlights $24 million investment to modernize law...
      Cutting-edge police technology
  • Training
    • The untrained trainer
      The vision behind precision
      Mentorship: Ensuring future success
      Unlocking innovation
      Training dipshittery
  • Policy
    • New Mexico’s Law Enforcement Retention Fund keeps experienced,...
      The phenomenon of trauma bonding in law enforcement
      Betrayed from within
      Supreme Court declines to revive Missouri gun law
      Quotas come to the end of the road
  • Health/Wellness
    • Maintain your mental armor
      Beyond crisis response
      Mental health checks … in the training room?
      Surviving and thriving in retirement
      Fit for duty, fit for life
  • Community
    • Community engagement: What is it moving forward?
      Contradictory crossroads
      Back-to-school season brings out police support nationwide
      A bold idea for reducing homelessness in America
      Operation Brain Freeze keeps community cool
  • Offbeat
    • An unexpected burglar
      Police humor only a cop would understand
      Not eggzactly a perfect heist
      Pizza … with a side of alligator?
      Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in...
  • We Remember
    • A Christmas loss
      York County ambush leaves three officers dead, others critically...
      Honoring the Fallen Heroes of 9/11
      Team Romeo
      National Police Week 2025
  • HOT Mail
    • The War on Cops Continues Unabated
  • About
  • The Magazine
  • Events
  • Partners
  • Products
  • Contact
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Advertise
  • Subscribe
Search

Offbeat

“Never a dull moment”: Christmas decoration prompts 9-1-1 call from concerned neighbor

APB Team Published December 30, 2022 @ 2:52 pm PST

iStock.com/StephM2506

A Kentucky woman’s Christmas display recently prompted a neighbor to call 9-1-1 to report what she thought was a man exposing himself outside a home.

When Shepherdsville police arrived at the house, they discovered the man was actually just a mannequin dressed as “Cousin Eddie,” a character played by Randy Quaid in the 1989 movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

The mannequin was clothed in a robe and hat with a cigar in its mouth, holding an orange hose in one hand and a beer in the other.

According to the 9-1-1 dispatcher, the neighbor described “a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.”

“Umm…it’s gonna be ‘Uncle Eddie,’” a responding officer told the dispatcher. He may have misremembered the character’s name, but he was clearly familiar with the movie, unlike the confused neighbor who had made the call. 

Police did not make any arrests or hand out citations. Instead, they had a good laugh and even took some photos of the display.

“Never a dull moment,” Shepherdsville Police Chief Rick McCubbin commented, according to WDRB news.

The mannequin and the home behind it belong to Joni Keeney, a huge fan of the classic movie.

Keeney said she wanted “people to have a good Christmas and get a laugh” from the display, adding that “it’s been a hit with the neighborhood.”

“Everybody has a ‘Cousin Eddie’ in their family, everybody,” Keeney said.

Several neighbors even helped out with the display, with one providing the beer can for the mannequin and another taking a photo of their dog in front of the display.

Keeney said that she plans to add Clark Griswold hanging off the roof to her display next year.

“That’s a good one,” Chief McCubbin said of the unique decoration.

Categories: Offbeat Tags: display, neighbor, 911 call, Kentucky, holiday, Cousin Eddie, Christmas decoration, Shepherdsville Police Department, Rick McCubbin, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Primary Sidebar

Recent Articles

  • When you are falsely accused
  • The untrained trainer
  • Maintain your mental armor
  • Smart power
  • The power of calm-edy
  • Can your staff keep pace with your leadership goals?
  • New Mexico’s Law Enforcement Retention Fund keeps experienced, certified officers in state
  • Domestic violence
  • Is anyone listening?
  • Gear that moves with you

Footer

Our Mission
To serve as a trusted voice of the nation’s law enforcement community, providing informative, entertaining and inspiring content on interesting and engaging topics affecting peace officers today.

Contact us: info@apbweb.com | (800) 234-0056.

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter

Categories

  • Editor’s Picks
  • On the Job
  • Labor
  • Tech
  • Training
  • Policy
  • Health/Wellness
  • Community
  • Offbeat
  • We Remember
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Events

Editor’s Picks

Mental health checks … in the training room?

Mental health checks … in the training room?

November 25, 2025

Crime doesn’t take a vacation

Crime doesn’t take a vacation

November 21, 2025

The power of mediation

The power of mediation

November 20, 2025

Therapy isn’t just for the broken

Therapy isn’t just for the broken

November 14, 2025

Policies | Consent Preferences | Copyright © 2026 APB Media, LLC | Website design, development and maintenance by 911MEDIA

Open

Subscribe

Close

Receive the latest news and updates from American Police Beat directly to your inbox!

  • This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.