• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Home
  • About
  • The Magazine
  • Events
  • Partners
  • Products
  • Contact
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Advertise
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Subscribe
American Police Beat

American Police Beat Magazine

Law Enforcement Publication

  • Home
  • Leadership
    • When performance reviews are a waste of time
      Taking a page from Toyota’s playbook
      Tattoos can be self-inflicted handicaps
      Hardcore experts should not be decision-makers!
      Law enforcement’s missing weapon
  • Topics
    • Leadership
      • When performance reviews are a waste of time
        Taking a page from Toyota’s playbook
        Tattoos can be self-inflicted handicaps
        Hardcore experts should not be decision-makers!
        Law enforcement’s missing weapon
    • Editor’s Picks
      • Law enforcement’s missing weapon
        Has law enforcement changed?
        Policing the police
        Fit for duty
        Effective in-service training
    • On the Job
      • Fatherly instincts save boy from icy water
        More than a call for service
        Has law enforcement changed?
        SROs in action
        Stay in your lane
    • Labor
      • Who’s watching the watchmen?
        Crime and punishment (or lack thereof) in Seattle
        Labor leadership out in the field
        When you are falsely accused
        Is anyone listening?
    • Tech
      • A modern field guide to understanding research in policing
        Gear that moves with you
        A new breed of cop car
        The future of patrol is here
        New York governor highlights $24 million investment to modernize law...
    • Training
      • Threshold neuroscience
        Integrated virtual reality training
        Hit the pause button
        Effective in-service training
        The untrained trainer
    • Policy
      • Law enforcement accreditation: Why it matters
        Liability challenges in contemporary policing
        The war on drugs is evolving
        Drug policy and enforcement
        Policing the police
    • Health/Wellness
      • Proactive wellness visits
        Fit for duty
        Maintain your mental armor
        Beyond crisis response
        Mental health checks … in the training room?
    • Community
      • Shop with a Cop
        Community engagement: What is it moving forward?
        Contradictory crossroads
        Back-to-school season brings out police support nationwide
        A bold idea for reducing homelessness in America
    • Offbeat
      • An unexpected burglar
        Police humor only a cop would understand
        Not eggzactly a perfect heist
        Pizza … with a side of alligator?
        Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in...
    • We Remember
      • The Pentagon
        A nation propelled to war, lives changed forever
        A Christmas loss
        York County ambush leaves three officers dead, others critically...
        Honoring the Fallen Heroes of 9/11
    • HOT Mail
      • The War on Cops Continues Unabated
  • On the Job
    • Fatherly instincts save boy from icy water
      More than a call for service
      Has law enforcement changed?
      SROs in action
      Stay in your lane
  • Labor
    • Who’s watching the watchmen?
      Crime and punishment (or lack thereof) in Seattle
      Labor leadership out in the field
      When you are falsely accused
      Is anyone listening?
  • Tech
    • A modern field guide to understanding research in policing
      Gear that moves with you
      A new breed of cop car
      The future of patrol is here
      New York governor highlights $24 million investment to modernize law...
  • Training
    • Threshold neuroscience
      Integrated virtual reality training
      Hit the pause button
      Effective in-service training
      The untrained trainer
  • Policy
    • Law enforcement accreditation: Why it matters
      Liability challenges in contemporary policing
      The war on drugs is evolving
      Drug policy and enforcement
      Policing the police
  • Health/Wellness
    • Proactive wellness visits
      Fit for duty
      Maintain your mental armor
      Beyond crisis response
      Mental health checks … in the training room?
  • Community
    • Shop with a Cop
      Community engagement: What is it moving forward?
      Contradictory crossroads
      Back-to-school season brings out police support nationwide
      A bold idea for reducing homelessness in America
  • Offbeat
    • An unexpected burglar
      Police humor only a cop would understand
      Not eggzactly a perfect heist
      Pizza … with a side of alligator?
      Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in...
  • We Remember
    • The Pentagon
      A nation propelled to war, lives changed forever
      A Christmas loss
      York County ambush leaves three officers dead, others critically...
      Honoring the Fallen Heroes of 9/11
  • HOT Mail
    • The War on Cops Continues Unabated
  • About
  • The Magazine
  • Events
  • Partners
  • Products
  • Contact
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Advertise
  • Subscribe
Search

Offbeat

Bumbling burglars nicknamed “Three Stooges” target Texas Popeyes in slapstick-style heist

APB Team Published January 30, 2024 @ 3:00 pm PST

Beaumont Police Department

In a comical attempt at criminal mischief, three suspects dubbed the “Three Stooges” by authorities stumbled their way into a Popeyes restaurant in Beaumont, Texas, on the evening of December 31.

Armed with handguns, the masked trio was seen conducting a slapstick-style armed robbery, leaving law enforcement and the public both amused and concerned.

Surveillance footage captured the Three Stooges’ antics as they clumsily entered the Popeyes restaurant around 8:50 p.m. looking for cash. The suspects, wearing recognizable clothing but concealing their identities with masks, proceeded to the back of the establishment, where they threatened employees and demanded money, according to Beaumont police.

In the footage, the first suspect could be seen unexpectedly slipping and falling as he entered the restaurant, setting off a chain reaction as the second culprit tripped over his fallen comrade. The third suspect narrowly avoided becoming part of the human pile of burglars, looking like a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy.

The Three Stooges eventually managed to flee the scene in a blue vehicle after grabbing an unknown amount of money, despite not making the smoothest of getaways.

The Beaumont Police Department took a lighthearted approach to the incident when it posted the surveillance video on Facebook to urge the public to help identify the bumbling trio.

“Larry, Curly and Moe (caught on video below) went slipping and sliding into Popeyes on Phelan,” the post said.

Categories: Offbeat Tags: surveillance footage, three stooges, burglars, slapstick, Popeyes, Beaumont Police Department, Texas, funny, armed robbery, comedy

Primary Sidebar

Recent Articles

  • National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund announces January 2026 Officer of the Month
  • Law enforcement accreditation: Why it matters
  • Liability challenges in contemporary policing
  • When performance reviews are a waste of time
  • Proactive wellness visits
  • National Law Enforcement Museum to open “Without Warning: Ending the Terror of the D.C. Snipers” exhibit
  • Taking a page from Toyota’s playbook
  • National Law Enforcement Museum hosts inaugural Pathways in Criminal Justice Career Fair Series event
  • A modern field guide to understanding research in policing
  • Tattoos can be self-inflicted handicaps

Footer

Our Mission
To serve as a trusted voice of the nation’s law enforcement community, providing informative, entertaining and inspiring content on interesting and engaging topics affecting peace officers today.

Contact us: info@apbweb.com | (800) 234-0056.

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter

Categories

  • Editor’s Picks
  • On the Job
  • Labor
  • Tech
  • Training
  • Policy
  • Health/Wellness
  • Community
  • Offbeat
  • We Remember
  • Jobs and Careers
  • Events

Editor’s Picks

Law enforcement’s missing weapon

Law enforcement’s missing weapon

January 28, 2026

Has law enforcement changed?

Has law enforcement changed?

January 26, 2026

Policing the police

Policing the police

January 23, 2026

Fit for duty

Fit for duty

January 19, 2026

Policies | Consent Preferences | Copyright © 2026 APB Media, LLC | Website design, development and maintenance by 911MEDIA

Open

Subscribe

Close

Receive the latest news and updates from American Police Beat directly to your inbox!

  • This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.