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Police humor only a cop would understand

Police humor only a cop would understand

October 25, 2025

When I was working in the Gang Unit with the Albuquerque Police Department, there was a phrase used by gang members to express their outlook on life: “Smile Now, Cry […] Read More

Not eggzactly a perfect heist

Not eggzactly a perfect heist

March 23, 2025

Criminologists have long pondered the cause of crime. Does it rise from the dark depths of the human soul, a misty embodiment of some natural human depravity? Is it the […] Read More

Pizza … with a side of alligator?

Pizza … with a side of alligator?

March 18, 2025

A Florida woman received an unexpected delivery when a police officer stepped in to bring her pizza — thanks to an 8-foot alligator lurking beneath a vehicle in her driveway. […] Read More

Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in one week

Wisconsin man charged with impersonating Border Patrol agent twice in one week

February 16, 2025

A Wisconsin man has been charged with identity theft and impersonating a peace officer after authorities say he was caught posing as a U.S. Border Patrol agent twice within a […] Read More

Only in California?

Only in California?

Naked man evicted from crawl space abode

December 4, 2024

There’s something about coastal states that seems to draw the absurd. Florida often bears the brunt of the jokes, and one could make a strong case for that. There are […] Read More

Durango, Colorado, police hop into action after unusual 9-1-1 call

Durango, Colorado, police hop into action after unusual 9-1-1 call

November 3, 2024

Officers in Durango, Colorado, were recently in a “high-speed chase” with a peculiar pet that got loose. Bodycam video released on October 23 showed officers responding to a 9-1-1 call […] Read More

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